Forrest Gump (1955-1994 -) is the dumbest man on earth with an IQ of -54664686847645645153. He has a wife, Jenny, a friend that's a head, Lieutenant Dan, a talking shrimp friend, Bubba and a sister, Pikachu. Gump has done such things as be a crippled child and became uncrippled by running after a visit with the doctor, plays 12234456565 football games in one hour with a college scholarship, gets killed in Vietnam and reincarnated himself, played 152521566 games of Ping Pong in 0.4567756 seconds and ran across the world in one day. He is now a bum that sits on a bench in the park eating 65456846867456564 pounds of chocolate per minute (and gains no weight!) and tells random people the stuff I'm about to tell you right now.