An educated person is one who: * understands the truth by feeling with the gut * he loves the Baby Jesus * knows that the Earth was created by God 6000 years ago * knows that The Bible was originally written in American Like everything else, the meaning of the word educated has been perverted by people who hate America. Liberals and members of the Nerd Patrol now consider things like reading books, going to an Ivy-league school, and passing the fourth grade to be parts of being "educated". True Americans know better.