(Shortened opening) NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. As many of you know, I'm a big lover of classic nostalgic kids' shows. NC (VO): From Ninja Turtles to Transformers to the Disney Afternoon to Fox Kids, we had some pretty awesome shows in our time. NC: Which is why it really pains me to say this, but at some point you just have to accept reality. (he swaps out his own hat for a Gravity Falls one) Kids shows now are so much better than they were before. (clips of Gravity Falls, Adventure Time, Steven Universe and Legend of Korra) (Clips of Steven Universe)