DerpClan was founded long ago, by Derp Star. Swift Paw, a black and white cat, led Derp Star, a gray cat down a tunnel. "Does this have to be cringy?" Swift Paw dragged his paws. "Yes, it's a cringespoof, and Swift Paw, you made it, so no complaining." "Also, stop putting these enters on purpose." "Cringespoof requirements." "Oh." They reached a stone with a derpy face on it. "You have reached me." "Yes, we have." "Now touch me." Swift Paw did so and fell asleep. "Oh no!" Derp Star touched his nose to the stone. "Welcome to Dreamworld." It was a beautiful land. Starry cats ran around.