NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. (Title screen for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles TV show) NC: (voiceover) Teenage Mutant fucking Ninja Turtles. This is the SHIT. When we were growing up this was everywhere: (pictures proving his points come up) comic books, TV shows, breakfast cereals. They even had a pie named after 'em. It tasted like splooge, but we didn't care. As long as it had the Ninja Turtles on it, we were happy. (Footage from Shaft is shown) Isaac Hayes: (audio) Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks? NC: You see?