Halford was born the son of a virgin male, for God's intentions were for Halford to never touch female genitalia. However, he failed this on one drunken moment of madness in 1953. He will regret that night forever. In response to this, God vowed to never allow him into heaven, however, Bruce Dickinson, being a friend of Halford during his time with Maiden, convinced God to allow Halford access to heaven if he rejoined Judas Priest. At school Halford had a yellow lunchbox and once a seagull sat on his head for a period of time equal to that of pi.