D.W.: I know this is where Arthur usually talks, but I think there's some things you need to know about... D.W.: Arthur. The worst big brother in the whole world. D.W.: When we ride bikes, he always goes too fast, on purpose! Arthur: D.W., if you can't keep up, you should stay home! D.W.: I could go fast if I were as big as he is. But to get that big, I'd have to eat as much as he does. Arthur: Mmm, tasty. D.W.: (gasps) D.W.: And he's so mean. Arthur: Mom! D.W.'s in my room again without my permission! Mrs. Read: D.W.! D.W.: That sign can't stop me, 'cause I can't read! D.W.: I don't know what... ~~~~~