YOUCH! My dog just bit my ass i wont be able to walk for six months :(and i live in a greasy dirty apartment in the city of New York with no elevators it is under attack by wolves from the south will you, a 55 year old err........... dead people worker in central Minnesota (who is loosely related to a Canadian farmer) help me as i eat my last slab of bacon its raw, you know. i never had an oven, it burned away when my landlord came and stole my pants o_o Are you gay? My neighbor (who turned into a bat the other night) has a thing against gays he hangs out and attacks gays who come up the stairs