The opening scene shows the terrible death of James Bond. First he is slapped, then tazered, then farted on, then poked, then forced to wear womanly perfume (hint of Jasmie). Next James is sawed in half by a monkey. After 007's death is emailed to M, he assigns Jimmy Bund to take the place of him. Jimmy hasn't the skills a true 007 pocesses, since he one day walked into the HQ by accidnet in a hunt for his pet pig and has remained there as an agent ever since. He simply does the mr.roboto dance in the top-secret janitor's office. He heads out on his first task - a perilous journey to make the tea.