The professor only had a small homemade batch of 59 kittens to work with. His experiments would have to be chosen wisely. He knew determining the swiftest way to recycle kittens was of utmost importance. This would, according to Norway, lead to the emergence and eventual dominance of the Kitten recycling market. Through trial and error, the professor deduced two main facts: * Kittens could travel over 4km with the appropriate trebuchet * Kittens possesed no soul and were capable of severe bodily harm when squeezed