Mira Nair is an India-born, New York-based film director. Her production company is Mirabai Films. No, she won't go out with you. No really, I'm sorry but she won't even give you the time of day. She's married to this dude named Mahmood Mamdani, who's way smarter than you and could probably kick your ass with one hand tied behind his back. He's some sort of African History dude. Yes, I know that sucks. No, all of the good ones aren't taken. Here, have a beer. Her latest project is "Shantaram." No, I don't know what it's about.