Allison Singer ... Neighbor #4 Alton Brown ... USDA Inspector #2/French Oil Vendor/Maître D'/FDA Agent #2/B.A. Brown/Napoleon/Pennsylvania Dutchman/Roman Legionnaire/WWII Soldier Cody Collins ... Ice Cream Churn Kid #1 Daniel Pettrow ... Chuck Jaime Grey ... Mummy James Govsie ... Neighbor #2 John Gregario ... Mime/Juggler John Crow ... Caesar Salad Date #1/Waiter Matthew Brady ... Neighbor #1 Scarlet Yarbrough ... Ice Cream Churn Kid #2'