Not So Awesome Land, a.k.a the Northkoreanuberiraqigeorgebushworshipperscult (not to be confused with the significantly more less awesome place, Awesome land) is the last republic created by the dear leader King Solomon Sol the XL. It is a Formerly-Emo Dictatorship (which now is without a proper title) that strongly supports Simon Cowell to be the official nurse in the North Korean republic of Cuba. Under no circumstances is he ever to be given coke because it makes him feel comfortable.