Lyrics: There's something weird in the fridge today I don't know what it is Food I can't recognize My roommate won't throw a thing away I guess it's probably his It looks like it's alive... And livin' in the fridge... livin' in the fridge Livin' in the fridge... livin' in the fridge There's something gross in the fridge today It's green and growin' hair It's been there since July If you can name the object In that baggie over there Then mister, you're a better man than I It's livin' in the fridge You can't stop (dysentery) the mold from growin' (dysentery) Livin' in the fridge Can't tell what (dysentery) it is at all (dysentery) Livin' in the fridge You can't stop (dysentery) the mold from growin' (dysentery) Livin' in the fridge Tell me, do you think it should be carbon dated Fumigated