Lots of people masturbate! It's nothing to be ashamed of. Or maybe it is. Either way, it's not something you'd bring up in polite conversation. However, it's given quite a different treatment in fiction. Unlike Nobody Poops or No Periods, Period, where the function is simply not mentioned because it would be Nausea Fuel, masturbation in fiction often fits into four different categories: And now, I'd like to introduce you to my girlfriend Jill (Shakes hands). FUN FACT: There is a Spanish actress known as Rossy de Palma. The more you know...