I'm not that debonair I'm just a silly hare If you want class I'll have to pass So go get Fred Astaire My buddy's Eddie V. A sourpuss, you see But when I'm done He'll need no gun Cause a joker he will be C, D, E, F, G, H, I... Love to raise some cain Believe me, it's no strain It feels so great To smash a plate And look, there is no pain... (record starts skipping) no pain... no pain... |-|Eddie Valiant's version= Eddie Valiant: Now Roger is his name Laughter is his game C'mon, you dope Untie his rope And watch him go insane Jessica Rabbit (spoken): I'm running out of time!