Kirk and Jamie come up with a plan. Kirk's got a load of timber which they decide they'll saw up into logs and flog door to door, using the company van. Delighted Tyrone and Maria announce their engagement. Vera wants Jack to talk Tyrone out of it. Candice and Leanne are amazed that Maria's accepted. Rosie and Craig are head-banging to some Goth music. Kevin joins in. Norris sets up a reading club. Rita, Emily, Blanche, Ken, Roy and Liz join the newly formed Book Club. Sally and Kevin discuss the fact they're happier now than they've ever been. The Book Club has its first meeting. Norris suggests they all read a novel by Mel Hutchwright called Hard Grinding. Danny tells Jamie he can't use the van for moonlighting. Jamie's fed up that every time he uses his business initiative, Danny slaps