Hmm, that’s a very interesting point you make, sir, but I fear ignoratio elenchi will not help you. What my paternal relations are are inconsequential to your original argument, however unlikely it is that my mother is of the Canis lupus familiaris species. Your hasty, rash and illogical statement only further hampers you in your quest to secure a minuscule amount of credibility. I fear that might not be what you pursue at all, however. It might well be that you are soliciting a physical reaction from me. You need not worry yourself, sir; you will soon experience the vehemence of my wrath. I would like to take this opportunity to state that I do not usually allow myself to “develop” into such a primitive state, but I believe I can afford to make an exception, just this once. Before I do so