Pokémon: The Movie 2000 That Was Actually Created In 1999: The Power of the Number 1 Trainer In The World is a movie about Ash desperately wanting to be Number One on that TV show where Pokémon trainers compete against each other for money of the same name. He realizes auditions won't be in his area for a few weeks, so he trains his Pokémon. While out in the forest one day, an elder tells him about Articuno, Zapdos, and Moltres, who are bitches to the guardian of the sea, Lugia. Since Ash is a dumbass, he thought the guy said "Luigia". So, he replied "Well then, where's Marioa?" It took a long while, but (believe it or not,) Ash found out it was actually Lugia. He also finds out about some uptight shitwad collector with no sense of humor who likes to play chess. He has a weird ass spaceshi