Mr. Christopher is a zero binome on the crew of the Saucy Mare under The Crimson Binome. He is the first mate of the Saucy Mare and is the ship's accountant. Mr. Christopher always carries his laptop computer with him. He isn't a great fighter but he is very brave and loyal to Captain Capacitor. They quickly went to the Edge of Beyond in order to enter the Web and search for Bob. The crew covered the Mare in dead Web Creatures to protect it from the Web and Ray Tracer stabilized the Tear so that they could enter the Web. Mr. Christopher later attended Dot Matrix's failed wedding.