TV: Is your pet restless? Guy on TV: *Gasp* YES! TV: Does your pet constantly destroy furniture? Guy on TV: *GASP!* YES!!! TV: Does your pet constantly kill you? Guy on TV: *GASP!11!!!1!!!one!* YESSSSSS-Wait, wha? Pet: *Eats owner's head* TV: Erm...Well, come to the Pet Playground! Release your pet's extra energy, and keep them from...erm...you know... TV: There are also Recreation classes you can enter your pet in to pacify it and keep it from...You know... Guy on TV: *Falls to floor* Pet: Globau. Flarpwer! (Go to the Pet Playground today!) --End of commercial--