Length: 5 comics, April 1, 2003 - April 5, 2003 () The Author comes slightly late for the party, and George and Proto Man have already started playing "Beat Mega Man With Big Heavy Sticks". Mike reports that Mega Man and The Author have been confirmed as terrorists, but gets with the interviewing of all people waiting to beat Mega Man with heavy sticks. Roll: Asked why she was so far back in line as the person most likely to beat Mega Man first, but she remarks that it's her fifth time in line. Sniper Johan: Mistaken for "Sniper Joe". According to him, Sniper Joe is a pretty bad sniper.