Cut to Oancitizen in his nook, reading The Humiliation of Sinners and singing. Oan: [singing] Gloria, in excelsis De- [he stops as he notices us from over his book] Ah! Welcome to Brows Held High. The Catholic Church, throughout its long history, has inspired many, many great works of art. This ain’t one of ‘em. Oan: He was weird. How weird? Like, Tommy weird. [as we cut to said film about the deaf, dumb, and blind kid who…] Elton John: [singing] Sure plays a mean pinball... Oan: Derek Jarman, if you’ll recall, is the guy who directed these movies: Lupa: Uh, yes? Oan: Go with it. JO: What?