There are currently five known kinds of Goofy Jerks, Goofy Sermon Jerk, Goofy Service Jerks, Goofy Surveillance Jerks, Goofy Surgeon Jerks, and Goofy Survey Jerks. All Goofy Jerks are named starting with Goofy, then a word that starts with an S and the third letter is an R, then the last word is either Jerk or Jerks. Goofy Jerks appear to have bodies made out of Tu'ba'lu Squib'r'ish which they have to earn. They have gold bodies and wear red glasses and hats. They all have two front teeth and spit whenever they talk.