"Sports simplicity as usual. - Squidward Tentacles on Dodgeball "What a genious piece of art!" - J.R.R Tolkien on Dodgeball "EHHHHHHH?" - LuffyPirateKing on Dodgeball Dodgeball is a movie created in 2007. It was directed by John McCain and distributed by Dinner Pictures. The movie follows the story of a group of teenage girls (the main character is Toka Ryuumonbuchi) in high school. They are then chosen by Sgt. Patches (played by Rip Torn), the leader of the girl's dodgeball team, to participate in the annual dodgeball tournament. Biased Ratings gave it a 5 out of 5, and Epic Reviews gave the movie 4.5/5.