Cowmunism is a socioeconomic theory based on the acceptance of the view that all cows are equal and so are mules as a dogmaticly correct and unshakable truth. According to the theory of the final stage of building cowmunism, the utopic stage of the system, every cow ( and mule ) should be able to contribute to society as much as one can, and shall be able to receive as much as one needs. In order for this to happen productivity must be high enough so that work can be performed with the least possible effort and the results to be achieved similarily. For this reason, scientists in cowmunist countries ( the most powerful of them being until recently the Union of Soviet Socialist Barns or USSB ) are conducting -apart from normal research- what they call the 'grand project of cowmunism', namel