The Good Captain (otherwise referred to as just "The Captain" or on police records as "the dockside rapist") is captain of the submarine, "HMS shut up and pay attention" "HMS clusterfuck" This is the guy who ruined the naval play gamemode for everybody. He rules the seas of Garry's Mod and blows up and rapes anything that stands in his path. He also gets banned from all the Counter-Strike servers for having a shit ping because he plays from his submarine "so those pesky ISP landlubbers dont find me". Most importantly, The Good Captain must never be within 8 miles of children which is why he remains at sea.