Many people have commented on the incredible beauty and unbelievable complexity of the universe. This has led many to hypothesize that the world is 'Too complex to have been created by random actions directed by evolutionary imperative over billions of years' and also 'too beautiful to be a function of the way our subjective and emotional brains react to our co-evolving environment'. These people are idiots. However they are are not wrong, the actual story is both far stranger and much more mundane than the both evolutionists and creationists would have us believe.