Lou Perlman is the man behind many American boy bands. Some people have tried to smear Mr. Perlman's good name by whispering that he might like boys that way. But, there is no proof of that. In factiness, Mr. Perlman pleaded guilty to money laundering and perhaps fraud, but not--not--to diddling little boys. After all, he's fat and everyone knows no one likes fatties. And if he was really doing that kind of stuff with so many boys, don't you think their parents would have said something?