Dwight: I am fast. To give you a reference point. I'm somewhere between a snake and a mongoose. And a panther. Pam: Am I being mean to Dwight? I don't know, I did just make him run around the building, and I have no intention of timing him - this isn't even a stopwatch, it's a digital thermometer! He does make my life harder sometimes, and on purpose - like, he tried to put meters on the bathroom stalls as a way of bringing in more money for the company...I should really get back to work. Martin: What the hell is with this guy? Stanley: Got an hour? I'll try to explain.