Avatars II: When Qwaritch Takes Revenge is a fanfic brought to us by "hunterjeanmidna". Acting as a "sequel" to the James Cameron film, the story stars "Kernal" Miles "Qwaritch", the villainous Colonel Badass we all know and love (or hate), and opens with him watching porn in his house in Nevada when he gets a distress call. According to "the dude on the other end", the "NAVIS ARE KILLIN EVERYBODY!". So "Qwarutch" "wants revenge cuz the Navis blew up his spaceship an speared him in his robot" so he gets in his little spaceship and takes off for Pandora while listening to Guns N' Roses. "Qwarich" then gets to Pandora and fights the Navis and....well, there's not really much of a plot to speak of.