Hugh Test was in the kitchen, having coffee and reading the morning newspaper when he heard someone crying in the next room. "I DID NOT DO IT!!" screamed a girl's voice. Hugh's wife, Lila Test, looked at him. "I am going, I am going." he said, as he put down his coffee and the newspaper down and went into the next room. There, he saw his daughter Susan Test with a toy hedgehog behind her back. Lumpy, one of her brothers, was standing behind her, and Roo, her other brother, was sitting on the floor, crying because Susan hit him on the head with her toy. "No!" Susan replied rudely. "No!" "Two..."