Mills was, in fact, assembled from a box of generic spare DJ parts, which the evil genius Paul Gambaccini found in an abandoned office at the BBC. Posessed of many superpowers, Mills is widely regarded as Gambaccini's finest work. He has 7 brothers: Tony, Dopey, Smackhead, George, Scott 2, Millsy, and Susan. Scott is sister of Beatle-Botherer Heather Mills and knows the location of her missing leg. Scott has been a member of So Solid Crew, Blazin' Squad and a member of Tim Westwood's Bow Down and Kiss The Ring Club... please note that no jewelery is to be worn at this club. Scott Mills was also involved in the saga involving his alledged affair with 'Chappers' his co-host on Radio 1.