(God) From pestilence to poverty, from suffering to strife,From earthquakes and Chernobyl, to locusts and "That's Life". There's such a lot of misery, around the world today, But to everyone who's blaming me, I've just one thing to say... Whoops! Sorry! I cocked it up again! Even God Almighty has an off-day now and then! Whoops! Sorry! I really must confess – I overslept this morning now the world is in a mess! (Angels) He created Belgians and the food at "Happy Eater",And every crap presenter who's made it on "Blue Peter"! (God) Hirondelle, Pot Noodles, dandruff – all of that was Me!