It is famous for its long golden beaches and transparent crystal watches. Jesus spent much of his wild years in Waterford with a fragile dwarf colony and it is there that he invented his patented healing tecnique on an unfortunate syphilis victim. it is still thriving with sailor and political custom almost two thousand years later as a result of the publicity the son of God created. As a result Waterford is also thriving. Famous for a completely corrupt police force, the drug squad are habitually fired to joyous celibrations in the People's Park. Of course they are always rehired on a technicality to hideous shudders from the thriving Buckfast community living in Waterford's squats. If you ever go to Waterford be sure to be kind to screaming winos or else the otherwise friendly Waterfordo