Item #: SCP-RS-089 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-RS-089 is to be stored in a secure storage locker at Site-██ when not in use. Researchers wishing to experiment with SCP-RS-089 may contact Dr. Henry Smith for the access code. Personnel should not participate in experiments involving information disclosure without O5 approval. SCP-RS-089 presents a mild security risk as it could result in inadvertent disclosure of sensitive information. See Incident RS-089-1 for details. This thing is not for getting cheap boat rides or one-night stands. Keep it professional. -- Dr. Smith