I wish I could live Like a knife would live If a knife had some sort of circulatory, digestive and respiratory systems. I wish I could speak Like a knife would speak If a knife had anything at all to say, which it doesn't. I wish I could hear Like a knife would hear If a knife had those little thingies we have inside our ears. I wish I could walk Like a knife would walk If a knife had any of the millions of potential walking appendages. I wish I could yell Like a knife would yell If a knife had vocal cords, a mouth and other yelling stuff. I wish I could think Like a knife would think If it could.