SpongeBob: "It means he's afraid of Santa Claus." Squidward: "It does not." Patrick: "Ho, ho, ho! [Giggle]" SpongeBob: "Stop it, Patrick! You're scaring him!" * Squidward: "Can you take hats in a sophisticated manner?" Patrick: "Oh, you mean like a weenie? OK!" [In a weird, almost valley girl-sounding voice]: "'May I take your hat, sir?' 'May I take your hat, sir?' 'May I--'" * "Whoever's in charge of the white sedan, you left your lights on." * "I can't understand anything." * "You broke my heart - now I'm gonna break something of YOURS!" * Patrick: "Did you see my underwear?"