[Chorus] Say, turn off the idiot box It's a disease just like the Chicken Pox You mind now, turn off the idiot box Now Dustin! I told you once I told you a hundred times, You turn off that television! You go do your homework! Friends, Romans, countrymen, I've got something to say Nobody knows, nobody knows Get up off the couch Get up go out and play Nobody knows, Nobody knows [Chorus] [Chorus]