The progeny of kissing cousins, Pelvis made history as th King of inbred Memphis Blues. Whenever you're in love or feeling all shook up, you have Pelvis Brelsford to blame. This musical force of the late 22nd century wowed humans and aliens alike with his desrepitly sensuous gyrations of his trifle-too-wide hips. His trademark thick, black sideburns, gold-framed sunglasses, and penchant for jelly donuts forever forged his mark upon the steel of the musical world. Everyone's seen the famous concert footage of Pelvis strutting his stuff on satge, sideburns dripping with sweat, stomach exploding over his white satin trousers, and hips pumping and jerking in time to such tunes as "Blue Polyester Sneakers," "I Just Want to be Your Linda Blair,", and "Love Me Tender but Spank Me Firmly."