The video begins with the narrator telling us the story of the Krusty Krab and at the same time, tells us about the morbid and dark origins of Mr. Krabs and how he was a fapper who saw pony porn during his childhood. SpongeBob tries to do everything to make Mr. Krabs and the narrator say he can make a Krabby Patty, but they respond mockingly and this made SpongeBob bit by bit more angry and desperate. Meanwhile, Squidward teaches us how to waste your time in your job having sex with other employees without the owner of the restaurant know about this. Patrick is horrified because he believes that ghosts have taken over the Krusty Krab and take a millenium to ask for a Krabby Pattie while this made Squidward crap. At the end of the video, SpongeBob commits suicide after seeing Squidward and