Payne may be a bit on the psychotic side, but he is also walking, talking awesome. * Firstly, in the opening credits he storms an enemy compound singlehandedly, with no helmet, and gets everyone to surrender ASAP, in a Badass Establishing Character Moment. * Then, there's Payne's devastating dressing-down of his cadets, which quickly evolves into one great big "The Reason You Suck" Speech. * Tiger fears there's a boogeyman in his closet? No problem. Payne casually strolls up and fires five bullets into the closet door. * Then there's the biker hired by Alex to intimidate Payne, played by Bam Bam Bigelow who's nearly 400 pounds. Of course, the big guy gets his shit ruined in a manner of seconds and Payne throws in a Your Mom joke for good measure. * And how does Payne ge