Flying toasters are made of Chaos Energy and were created by Captain 0 and his girlfriend Captain 7 in an accident involving a toaster, a Wing Cap, and the Fusion-Machine 9000. What happened is, Captain 0 found a toaster somewhere in the empty dimension known as the Negaverse, which he was in the process of converting into Captain 0 Land. Knowing that toasters were evil, Captain 0 had a Great Big Plan™. The Great Big Plan™ was to put something random in the toaster and use the Fusion-Machine 9000 to fuse the toasted thing with the toaster itself. At the same time, Captain 7 found a Wing Cap inside a red ! Block located somewhere in Fimble Valley. She took it to Captain 0, but in her haste, she mistook the toaster for a safe deposit box. Captain 0 started the Great Big Plan™, creating the f