I awoke with the bullet lodged in my chest. I am going to die.. if only I knew that x' = y(x-vt), then maybe none of this would have happened. Day three, the nurse came and gave me some water. She mentioned someone was looking for me. I asked her for the person's name, but she already walked out the door. Blasted cur. I'll get my revenge soon enough! Day fourteen. How did this entry get here? Anyways, My mustache is very itchy. The male orderly keeps looking at me with a evil glint in his eye. I fear for the safety of my anal cavity. Fin.