...they're always taking all the girls I want! I mean seriously, I was just chilling at the 1st street bar, you know the place, the one with the sick red lighting and the huge Samoan bouncer named Manuel? Anyway, I was just there chilling with my homies, looking for some flesh, when I spot this grade-A broad across the dance floor. Man, I'm telling you, she had better rendered bazookas than Call of Duty 4. So I stroll over to the girl and just when I'm starting to dance with her... BAM! In comes goddamn Will Wright. He drops a suave pickup line and wouldn't you know it, I bet he put his Spores to use that night, if you know what I mean.