The Seymours is the second studio album by British indie pop band The Seymours. It was released on December 13, 2007 and peaked at #14 in the UK charts. The album is sometimes considered the polar opposite of The Seymours' debut album due to its dark, depressing lyrics and simplified but aggressive performance format. It is lyrically dealing with Ian Picholl's oft-used characters, such as cynical depressives, misanthropes and sex addicts, and a stream of conciousness technique is frequent throughout the album, mostly attributed to Picholl's declining mental state at the writing of the album. He revealed in an interview that naming the album after the band would signify a "creative ground zero".