Part V of the Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at the PPC List, comprising entries 324-364. Originally posted to the PPC LJ Community, here, August 29, 2007. 324. I will not spray the Flowers with Agent Orange. - Nor Trihexalophine1138. - Nor any other defoliant. - Not even the Bracket Fungus. 325. I will not enchant Acme products to work. 326. I am not Rose Potter. - Nor a relative of her, or her future self or one of her druidesses. 327. I will not assimilate another agent. 328. I will not try to unite the Deathly Hallows. 329. Cracking the Medical Department's d-base is forbidden. - Or thermite.