This is the third article he's written today. Directly to THE's left, there are three potted plants. One of them might die any day now. His phone is ringing, and he went to check who it was. He didn't pick up. His foot itched, but he scratched it. This article was in first person, but THE changed it because third person is better. THE needs to use the bathroomo (a detail he included in his previous article, which he has forgotten the title of already). THE's neck is beginning to itch. He just itched it. It felt like there was a bug bite there.