Oh look, buttons! Let's press 'em... Oh look, this text should be in bold. Haha! It doesn't work. Crumbs. So, this ought to be italicised. Oh, crud that didn't work either. These buttons don't work! Oooooh that text looks nice. Nice and blue. I like that button. Ooh! That's my favourite website in the whole world! These button things are great! Don't know why I never used them before!