A relative of the Canon Cannon, the Canon Catapult is a period-appropriate device for all of your Lord of the Rings and medieval-based PPCing needs. It's covered with "runes of warding," a.k.a. the emblazoned logos of several departments. There's a control panel that allows you to program what continuum you're in, how far you want the Sue to be thrown, and even a specific location. For instance, if you're in Lothlórien and you don't feel like going all the way to Mount Doom to dump your Sue, you can punch in your current geographical location (preferably with latitude and longitude) and the location to which you want your Sue to fly, then you pull the lever and off she goes!